My plan to make a million
Posted by david | Filed under Fun
Here’s my plan to make a million bucks …
- First, I’m going to take midrange.com public
- Then do some good juicy corporate fraud
- Go to court on a SOX violation
- Get it overturned on a technicality
- Retire to Maui on a big golden parachute and some book deals
- I’ll also do some high level, ‘concept’ consulting, the kind of consulting where companies pay me big bucks and I give them reports that are abstract and obscure … they sound really really good, but are essentially meaningless
Good plan, eh?
July 19th, 2005 at 1:23 pm
Sounds good to me! You willing to share?
July 19th, 2005 at 1:30 pm
Mike: You any good at finance? I could use a good CFO to take the fall for me.
July 19th, 2005 at 1:37 pm
Not really insterested.