Ginny told me about this video of Perpetuum Jazzile … they do an incredible acapella version of Toto’s Africa … complete with rain effects … check it out.

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Created by my friend Jon …

I suggested that he create the key & combo dial and mount it on some kind of base that would stick to the front of a real dishwasher.  I think it would be a great novelty item.

… I just made up:

“Assigning biological cranial avatar images to digital persona identification”

… or, in other words …

Putting faces to email addresses.

Hey, you already knew I was a geek.

Gonna get me some of these.

I was stumbling around and found this image … almost had me on the floor laughing.

This is what happens when animations rebel against the animator … it’s extraordinarily funny.

Animator vs. Animation by *alanbecker on deviantARTI found it on EvolutionBlog.

I found these on another site … thought they were worth republishing…

1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me the hell alone.
2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.
3. It’s always darkest before dawn. So if you’re going to steal your neighbor’s newspaper, that’s the time to do it.
4. Don’t be irreplaceable. If you can’t be replaced, you can’t be promoted.
5. Always remember you’re unique. Just like everyone else.
6. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
7. Many is the man who has drowned in a lake whose average depth was only three feet.
8. It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
9. It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help.
10. If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
11. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you criticize him, you’re a mile away and you have his shoes.
12. If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.
13. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat & drink beer all day.
14. If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
15. Don’t squat with your spurs on.
16. If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
17. If you drink, don’t park; accidents cause people.
18. Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield.
19. Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
20. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
21. Timing has an awful lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
22. A closed mouth gathers no foot.
23. Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side & a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
24. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
25. Generally speaking, you aren’t learning much when your mouth is moving.
26. Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.
27. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
28. If you think there is good in everybody, you haven’t met everybody.
29. The mind is like a parachute; it works much better when it’s open.
30. We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.

Yesterday Ginny and I saw The Producers at the Marriott Lincolnshire theater.

In a word: Fantastic!

The singing was great, dancing incredible, acting wonderful.

Guy Adkins was absolutely hilarious as Leo Bloom (played by Matthew Broderick in the movie).

Oddly enough, we received a letter from the Marriott Theater indicating that some people might find the content of the production offensive. The theater was offering an alternate show if a subscriber wanted to skip The Producers.

To be honest, anyone who might find the content offensive is pretty weird in my view. Even though the play makes reference to the Nazi’s … it’s clearly a parody.  But you probably knew that

All in all, a highly recommended play.

I was chatting with my friend Jim today and he commented …

you know what would be a cool job? working on the new big particle collider

To which I responded …

Just so long as the job title wasn’t “Target”.

OK, maybe you had to be there.

Who said the U.S. Government doesn’t have a sense of humor?

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